The Monkey's Paw

The Monkey's Paw henfredemars • 2mo ago • 88%

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

The Monkey's Paw henfredemars • 5mo ago • 100%

I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.

I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

The Monkey's Paw henfredemars • 5mo ago • 100%

I wish my dog could walk himself.

It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

The Monkey's Paw henfredemars • 8mo ago • 100%

I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

The Monkey's Paw Web_Rand • 11mo ago • 94%

I wish for a sandwich.

A good one.

The Monkey's Paw Web_Rand • 11mo ago • 8%

I wish I could access burggit.moe from kbin.social.

See title.