Religious Cringe

Of course it is. Why at this point does this surprise me. That God would ask this of someone. As a fucking test el-mao. "Hey. Sacrifice your son." "Ok stop! Just chill man it was a test. You passed. Yes, I gave you free will, but still want you to lick my boots. Just of your own free will." Serve me peasants. Sounds like a god id love to meet! /S

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beige.party

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handed to me by a preacher and his wife in a walmart parking lot. he didn't try to shake my hand for scientific reasons i'll assume. name and address on back if anyone's interested.

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www.mediaite.com

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/12852298 >> Trump seemed to set the stage for a looming conviction in the hush money-election fraud trial as he addressed the media while the jury deliberated.

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There are so many layers of fuckery here. For instance, 1. Bobonic Paige isn't a thing, 2. Plague doctors with scythes weren't superadvanced reptiles spreading poison during the middle ages, 3. The bubonic plague isn't viral anyways, 4. What the fuck are you taking about????

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Unusual kind of post but still religious cringe: After I finished helping someone I said "have a good day" and walked away, but then she said "you see no god?" Which was confusing before I realized what she was talking about lol. After a second I said "oh yeah haha, I thought it was cute." And she responds with "well ***I*** have a *good* god." I just said "okay" and walked away again. But I wish I would've asked her if she seriously thought I worshiped a dog with a cone on its head lol. This is the third time I've gotten a negative comment on my shirt at work. I'm not even anti-religion, I just thought a dog that had to get a cone juxtaposed with him saying he's a god was funny.

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