Russia Memes
Tr: *You've become a suit if the word 'go the fuck to' \\ was replaced by a formal 'please proceed to' in your vocabulary.*
*Как только ты увидишь голову Удмурта в холодильнике, Банкетный пнёт тебя внутрь и закроет дверцу на ключ.*
For context this is funded by Ministry of Healthcare anti-alcoholism ad.
In Syzran vandals started to behave unusually. Locals are surprised. On metal wall of bus stop unknowns wrote math formulas instead of usual scribbles and obscene texts. It is possible author of message was memorizing trigonometric functions or even explaining other person with help of black marker. In any case he[author] managed to surprise people waiting for bus. Even though writing on bus stop is not welcomed, vandals started to move in right direction. Knowledge is the light in darkness of ignorance.
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Someone posted a suggestion of doing a Eurovision thing but on Lemmy. What cool songs in our language you'd suggest there? I suspect it's the only community that can be representative of Russia on Lemmy.
- Crew: 1-6 strategists (or 8 if not too fat) - TOP SECRET! > Fuel tank 24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank. > Air bag[safety pillow] > Optical caterpillars Provide speed up to 100Mbps > Teflon seat for couch driver Protects pillow from combusting > Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat > Missle silo cover > Three couch-internet missles Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent
My country has everything, Oil it has and gas it has, Coal it has and nickel has, Aluminium it has plenty, It has gold and dimonds, It has emeralds, topazes. How it came: country has all it, But for people none to eat? How it came: country has all it, But the people live in shit? > My country has everything, It has grain and meat it has, It has salmon and sturgeon, They are full of caviar, It has vegetables and fruits, Many milk-based products, How it came: products has it, But for people none to eat? How it came: country has all it, But the people live in shit? > My country has everything, Governors it has, Mayors has and vices has, Vices own vices have. Utilities, police it has, Traffic police in the bushes, And guys from Forbes it has - Citizens of other country, Generals and deputies, Communists and democrats, How it came: they are a thing And they are eating everything? They with comfort live in it, Where the people live in shit? All the people live in shit, But the shit lives well in it.
How I spent summer. Essay. In the morning we with my mom went to beach. There we've seen jellyfish(recognized as unwanted organization, included in the list of foreign agents). Then it rained(recognized as unwanted organization, included in the list of foreign agents). After rain came rainbow(which is element of extremist movement symbolics). Also mom showed me memorial in city center. Memorial is included in the list of foreign agents, its activity in Russia is suspended by the court's decision PS: If you know more appropiate community to post please name it
