If you said 'Wanna listen to Pear Jam?' in the 80s, it meant you were going to jack off into someone's ear

Now, it means you're some washed up dad rock poser who thinks he's unique and has a different taste in music when really you're just listening to one of the biggest bands in the world that's been around for over 30 years and are a shadow of their former self and with all the accolades their singer gets, their drummer writes most of the music and he's pretty much in all the grunge bands of the time now so which of those two is more amazing? Why don't you go listen to the guy's ukulele album? Yeah, that doesn't sound so cool, does it?