Donald Trump's wallpaper is a picture of himself
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    That is completely expected.

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  • drawing by Leonardo da Vinci
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    Thats metal. Seems like Diablo got some inspiration from him.

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  • Infants died at higher rates after abortion bans in the US, research shows
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    You're right. The maintainer probably boarded that ship they were talking about before web standards were even a thing.

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  • Very unique imitation gold dinar made in Anglo-Saxon England, 'Offa Rex' ('King Offa') inscribed in Latin on the reverse, 8th century AD
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    Imagine living in the time were kings had the Rex suffix. It just sounds cool. Charles Rex, admittedly, does not sound that cool.

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  • T-Mobile, AT&T oppose unlocking rule, claim locked phones are good for users
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    But if we unlock your phones from the start we lose control over you :( pwease

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  • A note on Universal Monk:
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    They should stick to writing mildly interesting short horror stories

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  • Best Gaming Laptop Under $500
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    Get the fuck out of the fediverse, corpo. We dont want ads disguised as genuine user posts here.

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  • Israel Refuses UN Entry to North Gaza to Rescue People From Under Rubble
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    Its illegal that we are still sending weapons, has been, but it is now too.

    I hope the officials involved with this see some massive repercussions before their lives are out.

    Its fucked up how the whole world knows and the US is just like "Muh foreign policy".

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  • Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
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    I hope all American Oligarchs watch every window victim with wide eyes. This is the future you are funding with Trump.

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  • Super Bonsai Entertainment System
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    Now the rest of my day will be invaded by Kirby music from my mind, thank you.

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  • Infants died at higher rates after abortion bans in the US, research shows
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    Those keywords are totally normal and sane.

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  • Infants died at higher rates after abortion bans in the US, research shows
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    Its just crazy to see. Hide that shit with some CSS lol

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  • ENEMIES OF THE FASCIST MENACE
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    I wish we would have learned that lesson. It is why current events are so frightening. We aren't breaking it.

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  • ENEMIES OF THE FASCIST MENACE
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    Honestly, half the world seemed to be chill as fuck with them until the Nazis attacked them personally. Really not cool how twisted that has become in history. Because nobody really gave a fuck, a lot even cheered, until the Nazi menace was upon them.

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  • What is your Halloween Costume this year?
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    I'm Willy Wonka from the new Wonka movie. Tbrifted everything except for the coat, which my grandmother and mother sewed and embroidered. Its really cool.

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  • Infants died at higher rates after abortion bans in the US, research shows
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    The bottom of that page is a trip:

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  • Infants died at higher rates after abortion bans in the US, research shows
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    Its because these people dont give a shit about infants. They are obsessed with punishment.
    Heaven's gates locked with barbed wire.

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  • ‘The waters become corrupt, the air infected’: here’s how Ancient Greeks and Romans grappled with environmental damage
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    I wish less people were like Nero today and more were like Trajan and both Plinys.

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    The Boi Loaf

    Ghost, The Boi, The Ankle Biter, The Crusher of Sleeping Toes, My Only Son, I love him

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    Due to this being my first post here I'll provide a little background about the game, then the setting, and then I'll get into the story. Recently, I played a game of the Marvel Multiverse TTRPG. I had extreme counts at first, but my cousin insisted and showed me the rulebook. The dice system was sort of weird, 'D616' means you roll 3 dice, one is a 'Marvel dice' and the 1 on it is just another 6 unless you roll all 1s. Other than this, the rules are rather straightforward and tabletop players anywhere could probably pick them up over one reading or a short video. All in all, its not the most balanced but with some good friends it is extremely fun. Now for some background; ::: spoiler Setting The year is 2028, after a successful election democracy has been usurped in the USA. Reformed in the fires, the military branch of the US government resurfaces as the First American Christian Forces. This new army was equipped with fanaticism and loyalty as it furiously burst from American shores. Within a few short years its global reach morphed into an iron fist, and its sights focused on the few remaining alliances. With such unprecedented expansion and supremacy, something was happening deep behind the public eye. ::: ::: spoiler Characters Vaiden Strider, Codename: Recluse, spider power set, homeless petty thief but wants to help people. OP's character Jackson Brute, Codename: Goliath, ex-mafia, strong but not too bright, loves his grandma, character of friend "Sly' The Arachnomancer, sorcerer also with spider powers (totem), Doctor Strange always ignores his phone calls, character of friend 'Nate' Carter Montgomery, Codename: Flicker, phase\teleport power sets, 16 year old "genius", character of friend 'J' Narrator (DM) is my brother, we'll just call him DM. ::: **little more info** Mayor of New York owns a publicly funded private company called Adrenalex. Publicly their mission is to create better healthcare medicines for Americans. Privately they are part of the True Patriot Program whose goal is to create super soldiers for the First American Christian Forces. They usually abduct homeless and criminals off the street for experimental subjects. Most of these subjects die gruesome deaths, some survive albeit deformed, and very few are miraculously shaped into the weapons the government is looking for. Vaiden was one of these targets. Perfect for disappearing. I'll post his back story in the comments so it doesnt break up the post. Events in the back story subsequently lead to Vaiden being bitten (yay spider verse canon moments) to which Spiderman inspires him to use his newfound abilities for good. He had two years to learn the ropes before meeting Jackson, whose similar powers lead to them teaming up. I had originally planned to share the entire first session but it will now be broken up into two parts. Now buckle up or jettison out, this will be a long one. ::: spoiler Session 1, Part 1 The first session begins with Vaiden and Jackson on the hunt for Brimstone Mafia members. They've become brazen recently, and the police ignore them due to their strength and the way they mostly damage poor communities. The team was working on narrowing down the location of a shipment dock used by the Brimstone Mafia when they received a sudden message from the New York Sanctum. Having never been there they were confused, until the message revealed an undisclosed item was stolen from the Sanctum. Strange had tracked it to a shipping dock in Eastern New York, and was sending a sorcerer "who fits well with your team" to meet them at the dock. They arrive only to be met with what Vaiden described a "knockoff strange in a party city spiderman mask" and to the spiders surprise, a young lad with enigmatic powers. Without many options the four agreed to work together to bust this crime ring. Three goals were set; find the destinations these shipping containers were meant for, search the containers for the stolen sanctum relic, and uncover the head of the operation. With these goals in mind the team split up according to a plan. Flicker will search a ship currently resting in the dock, The Arachnomancer will use his astral form to search the shipping containers, and the two spiders will sneak into the warehouse to gleam what info they could from the systems there. An imperfect, but solid plan. Or so we thought. As soon as it is set into motion the Arachnomancer thinks it would be a better idea to follow the three guards patrolling the dock and eavesdrop on them. While they do hold continuous casual conversation, the only thing picked up here was that the guards were just hired goons, and they seemed to have qualities of superhumans. But this did not discourage the Arachnomancer, he stuck to them like molasses and forgot his main objective. Over on Flicker's side of things, he was having trouble entering the boat. He didn't want to alert anyone, but could not decide the best way to hide. After teleporting onto the top of the boat, he was able to peek inside and see a restroom he could quickly phase into from above. But, he didn't check the restroom before phasing all the way in, and landed right in front of a scared worker on the toilet. Now would have been a good time to dip, or maybe phase into a lower deck to hide. Instead, Carter decides he will simply phase into the wall in front of him. Which, to his misfortune, lead into a break room. This break room had 3 occupants enjoying their mafia gifted lunches. Carter can't turn invisible, just phase. Everyone in the break room draws their holstered weapons as they watch a teenager walk straight through a wall into their break room. Carter let's out a meek "Hi" before turning to phase through another wall. At this point, the flustered bathroom goer has come out and alerted his superiors. Alarms begin to blare, and the teenager has very limited time to find what he is looking for. His pivot saved him as he phased through another wall, and this time ended up phasing inside of a mafia personnel in the hallway. The personnel is panicking as someone is going through their own body, and Carter is just trying to get to the door on the other side of them. His blind leaps finally pay off, and he finds himself in the captains quarters with shipping manifests opened on the desk. Now, let's go back in time just a few minutes, before Carter startled an entire ship of mafia while apparently trying to be sneaky. The Spiders are perched right outside of the warehouse on the dock. They believe their teammates are performing competently. Eyeing the outside, they spot a wall with bad camera coverage and scale it to reach the roof. Atop the roof, there are multiple skylights to peer through. Vaiden recounted the items being packaged, drugs, weapons, contraband, the usual. But in each shipment, strange collar-like devices were packaged. "Sometimes, I wish I was a photographer or a journalist. I could take pictures of this shit and document it." Vaiden chuckled before waving his hand for Jackson to follow him. They made their way over to another skylight. Under this one, storage racks were stocked full of various sized crates. "Thats a lot of product," Jackson remarked. As he was admiring the work, he ducked a little, and noticed the managerial offices at the north end of the warehouse. "Good fucken lookin', my guy!" Vaiden exclaimed ad he hurried across the roof. The Recluse leaned over the edge of the tall building. At the bottom corner, he could see a stair and ramp that lead to large double doors. He shook his head in dissatisfaction and peered over the other side of the corner. There was a single door with a small set of stairs leading to it. "I bet thats the big dog entrance right there," and without warning he crawled down the side of the building. Jackson, having worked with Vaiden enough, was short to follow. A tiny rectangular window was featured in the center of the door, which revealed a shred of office space and two occupants. "Its locked," trailed Vaiden in a disappointed tone. His accomplice simply moved the spider back with his massive hand. Mr Brute took a second to assess the room. Raised his left hand in a count down, and did his best version of a controlled destruction on the door. With lightning reactions, the spiders followed the door off its hinges and came in slinging. Vaiden's webs grabbed the far wall and flung him over the occupant furthest from them. As he cut through the air above the office worker, he caccooned them in webbing. Unfortunately for the other man, Jackson dealt with him. Mr Brute has rather unusually sized webslingers. They fit on his tree trunk wrists as gauntlets would, and the webs they emit are much larger than average. The office man sat in his chair was flung head over heel with extreme force as Goliath's webs connected to his face. He was instantly rendered unconscious at contact. The spiders didn't waste a second of their newfound reign. Jackson claimed a door that appeared to lead to the rest of the employee facilities, while Vaiden found his mark in the executive office. It was small, for an executive office, but the air of importance still filled the room. He sat at the desk and woke the computer, which promptly asked for a password. His eyes scanned for a sticky note, a piece of paper, anything that could have a password written on it. He found nothing. Tapping his fingers to fight the desperation, his thoughts raced. He looked down at the keyboard and flipped it over, under it, written in sharpie, was a string of mixed numbers and characters. The Recluse laughed to himself as the string granted him entry. But it was cut short as he viewed the most horrendously crowded desktop he had ever seen. *Fuck that*, he thought, and plugged in a thumb drive. Instead of digging through it under duress, he dropped the entire desktop onto his thumb drive. Meanwhile, Jackson had grown bored of watching the empty employee hall and decided to sneak around the wider builder. He found himself in a document storage room at the end of the hall he was watching. As he was pouring over filing cabinets to find any useful information on the facility, the door at the factory facing end of the room began to creep open. As soon as the employee came through the door Goliath's palm gripped her head like a baseball. He pulled her into the room and pinned her to a corner on the ceiling with his webslingers. *Eventually someone will find these people*, he thought to himself. As soon as the thought finished, he found an inventory sheet of the wares that passed through the facility this quarter. Just as a smile crept across his face, alarms sounded all over the entire property. Spider-sense screaming, Jackson flew to the room he last saw his partner in. Vaiden was already there, "What did you do!?", he yelled. "What did *you* do!?" replied Jackson. Another tingle shot through their brains, directing them towards the docks. The men nodded at each other, and retreated back the way they came. It is here we return to the Arachnomancer, who has spent this entire time still following the patrol unit in his astral form. He has learned nothing, he has ignored his objective, he realizes neither of these things. The only thing that broke him from his self assigned task were the dazzling sounds of alarm sirens erupting across the property. Startled, he decided it best to return to his body. His teammates greeted him along with the physical realm. The spiders shared what they had found, but the other half of the team was shy coming about. "So, both guys who can just move through shit fucked up?" Before the crescendo of retorts had time to build the spider-sense gripped three quarters of the team's minds. A presence had just launched itself fifteen feet in the air, rattling the web of senses ferociously. "Four targets! Rail six, container four!" The voice rang tall in midair, alerting the other two pieces in his unit. In the backdrop of night he was nearly undetectable, only coming into vision as his reentry into the floodlights bathed him. He landed behind a derailed shipping container, and safe from the heros' line of sight he launched it at them. It flew with the grave of weightlessness, betraying the immense weight behind it. Flicker phased his body in preparation, The Arachnomancer pulled himself to safety with his web amulets, but Recluse and Goliath stood firm. The container dropped ever closer, without so much as a drop of fear. Goliath flexed, and ripped the container from the air effortlessly. A primal roar reverberated from his lungs and the container bolted from his hands at twice the speed it had before. The moment Goliath's palms left the container, Recluse clung to it. As it twirled its way back to the sender, the spiders revealed their hand. Recluse slung a net of webbing, and dismounted the container with a graceful somersault. The guard was entrapped in the web net, and the shipping container came down to meet him. "How dare you make a fool of Tyranoskull!" The anger seeped from the webbed netting. The guard, now known as Tyranoskull, was so massive the storage container rolled off of his trapped body. Without missing a beat, Recluse fired another web net, targeting one if the other remaining guards. He was pinned without a fight. "You can keep this up and end up like your friends," Vaiden's wisecracking was cut off. The last remaining guard threw her helmet to the floor, eyes beaming red. Her muscles contracted and that same burning red energy moved from her eyes to her legs, catapulting her higher than Tyranoskull had jumped earlier. She reappeared above Recluse, her knee dropping down on his back with unimaginable force. The container they were on cratered, at its epicenter Recluse laid limp with the powerful woman standing over him. Rage enveloped Goliath, and the Arachnomancer saw an opportunity. A 2 foot wide right hook was barreling towards the woman's face not a moment later, at the same time an icey surprise brewed behind the woman. Jackson's fist connected to the woman's face, if she weren't a mutant its likely it would have been liberated from her shoulders. The strike knocked the woman prone, and before the stars left her eyes, an eighty pound block of ice collided with her stomach before becoming ephimeral once more. Defeated, the woman mimicked Vaiden's defeat. Jackson lifted the smaller spider to his feet, who rose at a shakey and unsteady pace. Recluse attempted to protest, but Jackson packed the woman into his webbing, intent on interrogation. The team fled the scene before the other two guards could break from their captivity. Next stop, The Nest :::

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    I want to make a post logging each session of this new campaign I'm playing. Its a Marvel Multiverse TTRPG. The dice seem kinda jank but it is really fun. I was looking for a community to post about it in but wasn't sure if there even was one. Now I'm not tryna mod a community, but I would be open to having to make one anyway if there isn't a ttrpg story blog already. So Lemmy, are there communities for posting about your ttrpg session stories or no?

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    She made it back!

    After 3 days. I can't describe how happy we are at my house. Someone found her behind a decorative vase by their front door.

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    Mimi

    This is my family's cat Mimi. She is the sweetest and smallest cat we have ever had. I just needed to make a post about her. She is missing and I'm hoping with all my heart she is okay.

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    They're just shirts

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    Do not look down little dev, the dead can do nothing for you.

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    Just a little tired
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    One of these things is not like the others.

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    It Waddles My Dees
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    Inspired by [https://lemmy.world/post/8439183](https://lemmy.world/post/8439183)

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    First rice ever. Thought I'd post it after getting the ropes on Arch. Setup: Distro: Arch WM: i3 Terminal: Kitty Compositor: Picom Bar: Polybar (with Font Awesome 5) The dotfiles are [here](https://github.com/JamesThePaladin/archdots).

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