Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.

This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don't care that they're likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.

I can the universe 40b light-years

95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

Ah, classic "is she into you?"

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.

One day I'll grow through it.

Inject it

One second guys, I thought OP meant he'd be drowning in pussy not actual cat and kitty litter

Multiple sexual harassment claims and lawsuits, including incidents of stolen breast milk.

• Alleged cubicle crawls where drunk employees go cubicle to cubicle harassing females.
• Multiple C suites resigning due to personal indiscretions.
• A "Cosby" suite
• Suicide due to extreme harassment
• Multiple allegations of breast milk missing from office fridges.

You can't make this shit up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Department_of_Fair_Employment_and_Housing_v._Activision_Blizzard

A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

When did Lemmy.ml let you out of the cage?

That tweet is way to coherent for something that's supposed to come from trump.

Build the economy and fund education and social programs. Fight corruption hard.

Its not glamorous or exciting but its what works in the long run.

Why do people turn to crime? Maybe a few idolize Pablo Escobar and the like, but the vast majority are trying to get by, feed their families and bring their kids through school. If legal work has you slaving away for a pittance that won't even feed your family and corrupt governments take away money meant for the betterment of the community you start to see why some people stop caring or see illicit means as their only way out of poverty.

Education. An educated populace means a skilled workforce, which leads to better paying jobs and a chance out of poverty. I don't think the choice between a good paying job in an international pharmaceutical company and a dangerous drug lab is a difficult one when you have legitimate options on the table.

That is one hardy mofo.

Before any sort of colonoscopy, they give you a days worth of liquid laxatives that you need to drink and you will spend the better part of the day before your procedure shitting what feels like a grown man worth of shit.

Only then will the colon look as clean as it does in the picture.

That damn bug survived all that. Either that or he climbed in a nice clean colon after all the shit was evacuated.

Lovers in a dangerous space time: pilot a space ship with a friend and fight rogue constellations.

Ship of Fools:

Man the decks in a rogue-lite game where you fight sea monsters and find treasure

Geeses

Very nice. First one looks kind USS Enterprise in warp

Don't try to romance Ciri.

/s