For me it was after my baby penis fell off and my adult one finished growing in.

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Nope

Gay people? Yeah, they're all pretending. Gobbling dicks just to own the libs.

How many foreskins is that?

The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.

A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.

*facist

Math is just a language that can be used to model reality.

Don't be facist.

Which, I assume, is a racist for faces.

I've got gutter mint, but no volunteer garlic.

I have plans to eventually start a garden once I'm done tearing up the backyard.

"Worked" is not accurate. "Stopped at for a staged photo-op" would be.

You stole my joke and my identity

Update: This was pretty tasty. I'll probably use just a spoonful of PB next time. I used half the ramen seasoning packet and added a little fish sauce as well. Scallions would definitely kick it up a notch, but that involves significantly more work.

Well I guess I'm trying this next time I buy green onions

Is it, though?

It started with prunes and cottage cheese. That's already bottom of the barrel right there.

It would change my mind about ever spending time with this person ever again.

Ja

On April 15, nothing happened.

Neither. One would surely make it significantly worse, though.