Total is about 11TB:

1x 2TB SSD

1x 1TB SSD

2x 4TB HDD

Same here, no data cap but upload speeds of 10Mbps is absolutely brutal.

Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

Nobody has mentioned a translator alternative so I would recommend DeepL, though what they collect for data I don't entirely know so go with caution

Or the deep-fried memes that were completely incomprehensible but defined a good year or so.