VelvetGentleman 1mo ago • 87%
Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won't pick it up.
VelvetGentleman 2mo ago • 33%
Why pay for it at all?
This is not a fetish thing, I promise. Every year or so I have an unexplainable urge to watch this video and I have to scour the internet to find it. This latest time I have been unable to find anything except for a TikTok style edit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD1V4jXzcL4 The music and text were added and I believe that they slowed it down as well. I can't remember if the original had sound but it in my mind it did. It is exceptionally difficult to find a specific video of a dog licking someone on the internet. Please help me locate the original so that I can put it in deep storage and never have to go through this ordeal again. I have searched for it on tineye which was the most helpful but only found a reversed gif and some screenshots on a Chinese website. Yandex and Google were u helpful.
VelvetGentleman 2mo ago • 100%
They're just babies...
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
A curator of the world's finest receipts.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
And net 0 can include petrochemicals.
Maybe at some point in the future when carbon capture is a viable technology. But we're already at the point where "we'll deal with it later" is not a good enough solution.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 92%
Not everything is binary. We don't need 100% renewables and 0% gas and 0% plastic and 0% ICE vehicles.
As a species, we need to get to zero emissions, and ideally negative numbers. It's easy to point fingers at others and then do nothing, but there's too much of that going on right now. Any reduction is a good thing.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 50%
Sure, bud.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 50%
Really? I voted for Biden and I wouldn't take that bet.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 23%
Brother, I just want someone in the white house who knows who knows what a pdf is.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
If you want to see a good show, watch a Kantian ethicist contort themselves in logic when it comes to why we don't have a moral duty to animals but we do to small children or the mentally infirm.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 34%
Your team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy is mentally unfit for office. Vote for OUR team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
Is this a bone hurting juice comic?
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 83%
It won't be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.
VelvetGentleman 4mo ago • 100%
It doesn't look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.