betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
wow, criticizing a racist old white catholic man? your privilege is showing.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
He had a cold. His back hurt. He didn't get much sleep. He was thirsty. He head a headache. He stayed up gaming all night.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
An apt visual metaphor, Obama holding up Joe Biden
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
Uh oh your astute observations just got 5 pinocchios!
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
modafinil shortage
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
What the fuck is hexbear?
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
Oh boy expect a human trafficking story to come out of Ukraine in a few years.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
Were there twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these messages, the answer is absolutely not. These were casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate, but nothing more. Nothing illegal happened, no pictures were shared, no crimes were committed, I never even met the individual. I went through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with twitch and that case was resolved by a settlement. Let me be clear, it was not a criminal case against me and no criminal charges have ever been brought against me.
Did I sext a child? Yes. Were there intentions? Yes. Were the intentions real? Define real. What is real anyways? Are you real? Am I real?
Look, I settled in a civil case okay? It wasn't even criminal!
Anyone else enjoying the modernized messy bitch drama?
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
Between the plaid shirt guy and the white hoodie guy
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
green shirt is a hexbear poster now. trust me.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
"Justin Timerblank? Yeah I think my grandma had one of his CD things"
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
The science of revolution. It's a process. A dialectic process. A means of understanding society through action and changing it through understanding. It's like asking which is the right explanation for things, physics or chemistry? Biology or mathematics? They're all different tools to tackle different problems in the attempt to understand the universe.
Which experimental outcomes line up with reality? Those who achieved revolution. We know some plans worked in their context and some didn't. We can formulate plans of our own for our own context. Those that lead to revolution are the right ones. Those that just lead to navel-gazing and academic debates are not correct.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
"I'm just gonna stop any attempt at a scientific understanding of capital and power dynamics to make sure that communists don't organize too many people at once."
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
The riverbeds will run red with the blood of the saints and the holy.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
Phones did this with a dedicated facebook button right before the went all touchscreen and you had apps. I assume we're going to start seeing touch screen mice soon.
betelgeuse 4mo ago • 100%
oh my god, not widespread misinformation!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Are we just supposed to wonder outside and stand around? What do we do once we're outside? Okay I'm at my organizing committee meeting. Now I have to go inside. You have to go outside to go inside! You can't just go outside. Nobody only goes outside. They go outside to go inside. They go outside to go inside the movies. They go outside to go inside a restaurant. We're already inside! Why are we so eager to go outside? Also, Derek Chauvin? I think he's cute.
![officer-down](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4c1735b9-1b09-4231-8b12-df2b6fa111fc.png "emoji officer-down")
Mr Robot for girls with bangs.
Frank Underwood complaining about woke, praising X, says he was canceled.
When you're not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.
Yet the CIA can't even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1732565919694467303
Sorry Gosling. Trump kino is on the menu.
They're so proudly ignorant. Every policy board, every think tank, every council is full of people who do intellectual vibes but despise having to actually learn things or think about stuff. They're completely obsessed with misinformation and being the smartest person in the room but have no tolerance for knowledge or curiosity. Don't ever let them get away with saying the common person is too stupid to understand the real world. They are epistemological vandals. They replace actual knowledge with markets and consider learning to be an exercise in marketing.
Imagine spending years playing San Andreas. GTA IV hasn't been announced. Your mind races with the possibilities of a new game. You imagine they're going to do a whole country instead of a few cities. You think of all the mini games, all the weapons, and customization. It is the first "next gen" GTA after all. Then you have been playing IV for years. GTA V hasn't been announced. Once again your mind races with possibilities. There is no end to the amount of detail it will have, there is nothing you can't do, there is no limit to the map. Now you've been playing V for years. Here we go again. But there really isn't anything to imagine. You know it's going to be just a bigger map. At least until it gets close to release, where the devs admit the map is the same size as V. They claim it's okay because there's more things to do. But all that means is more things to collect, more so-so mini games. You've played RDR2 so you know how much detail it could have. You know they'll simulate everything. So there can't be any real surprises. You'll see more wildlife. Your car windows will fog up. Your character will swat mosquitos. You know the graphics can be just a little better, not like moving from PS2 to PS3. More reflections, slightly better lighting, a little more detail in the textures. Now you realize you're on the plateau. There are no more great heights to surmount.There is only lateral movement from here on out. GTA VI can only be as good as V, with marginal gains in every category, but not exceptional gains in any. You'll drive from Point A to B. You'll shoot the gangs. You'll escort the cars. Everything you have already done. There is a running theme in culture right now and it's that large, long-standing franchises are starting to eat shit. They can no longer push the needle. GTA will join them.
While leftists were busy praising dead babies Joe Brandon was on the phone, making calls, getting water turned back on. Thank you Joe for doing all that you do, totally unappreciated by childish leftists. Here are some other great things Brandon has done: * Solved childhood hunger * Did not build a wall * Was more progressive than FDR * Canceled more student debt than any other President in 200 years. * Was tough on China * Arrested the Mango Mussolini * Saved Ukraine * Defeated Communist Putin * Expanded Obamacare and gave healthcare to millions of people * Had the first African American Asian Vice President * Record employment of the African Americans * Been the craziest white boy you ever seen * Overcame stutter * Dead Son