Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 35m ago 100%

    I got nerd sniped into trying to resize felons_musk_and_maxwell.webp to the same size as some base image before compositing it on top with a 10% dissolve in the same magick invocation but I need to sleep so I'm giving up for now.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 2h ago 100%

    The whole Cloudflare bot detection is so weird and eerie. I've had issues where I can't get past it presumably just because I'm using some in-application browser just to get a login cookie, but other times it just lets fucking curl through no questions asked.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 2h ago 100%

    It's weird how rarely I see people point this, but in theory this kind of boilerplate should be technically meaningless. If copyright protections include the privilege to use the work for training a machine learning algorithm, you need explicit permission anyway. OTOH if it's fair use or otherwise not something copyright law is concerned with, the copyright holder's objection doesn't matter.

    For the record, I think AI models are derivative works and thus they're not only infringing on typical "all rights reserved" works, but also things such as Free software whose license terms require attribution if used in derivative work, and especially share-alike copyleft licensed work.

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  • US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
  • bitofhope bitofhope 8h ago 100%

    At least corvids are smart. Better that than some birdbrain's progressive matrices.

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  • US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
  • bitofhope bitofhope 22h ago 100%

    If I only have about fifty embryos, can I pay $50k to have them scanned now and have another 50 embryo scans left on my account or do I have to have all of them on hand immediately?

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 2d ago 100%

    "O Cent O Pence (R)" is an anagram for "Necropotence"

    Trump is clearly campaigning on the critically overlooked black draw engine platform, possibly to spite blue voters.

    Edit: "One Percent Co." was right there! It's all coming together now!

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 2d ago 100%

    God forbid you go out of your way to do something nice without some most entitled asshole in the world giving you shit for it.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 3d ago 100%

    Twice in the last week I’ve had Claude refuse to answer questions about a specific racial separatist group (nothing about their ideology, just their name and facts about their membership)

    The unspecificity is damning. "Facts about their membership" might range from "what racial separatist group is Skum Shitt (R, NC) a former member of" to "am I eligible to join The Brotherhood of Untarnished Ejaculate".

    and questions about unconventional ways to assess job candidates.

    That's an interesting example to pair up with the one about racist hate groups. Unconventional in what way, motherfucker?

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  • Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
  • bitofhope bitofhope 3d ago 100%

    The more I read, the more I'm convinced SMRs are to clean energy as gadgetbahns are to public transit.

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  • Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
  • bitofhope bitofhope 4d ago 100%

    Fortune named Enron "America's Most Innovative Company" for six consecutive years.

    Some Wikipedia editor has a nice sense of comedic timing, placing this right before the article picture and the infobox before dropping the

    At the end of 2001, it was revealed that Enron's reported financial condition was sustained by an institutionalized, systematic, and creatively planned accounting fraud, known since as the Enron scandal.

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  • Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
  • bitofhope bitofhope 4d ago 100%

    I give it slightly higher odds than AGI.

    Edit: or cryptocurrency replacing fiat

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  • Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
  • bitofhope bitofhope 4d ago 100%

    I don't claim to be an expert on nuclear power, so take what I say with a grain of salt, but from what I've seen, smaller reactors don't seem to make much sense. The trend seems to be towards bigger reactors with bigger power output. Some of it thanks to the bureaucracy of getting permits per reactor, but also the physics, engineering, real estate and economics involved. Conventional (i.e. existent) reactors are typically a fairly small part of a nuclear power plant's footprint, so no matter how much you miniaturize them you will have the overhead of security, operations, cooling and electrical infrastucture.

    If someone can fill me in on the benefits of smaller, more modular nuclear reactors and how they might outweight those of large installations, I'm interested.

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  • Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
  • bitofhope bitofhope 5d ago 100%

    Like it or not, they arent going to stop developing AI and data centers.

    Well they should. I'm not giving them credit for investing in vaporware nuclear plants when the ostensible plan is to waste all the power on glue pizza recipes.

    I wish they at least put that money in real and known working designs available right now so at least when the fad is dead, we can maybe use that power for something else. Or they can maybe have the tiniest decency to unfuck their search engine or whatever.

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  • even DHH suggests Mullenweg might wanna cool it
  • bitofhope bitofhope 5d ago 100%

    Bastard Dictator For Life

    Conversely, Benevolent Operator From Hell

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  • Torpedoing a network of tech billionaire funded race science
  • bitofhope bitofhope 6d ago 100%

    For a second I was wondering how on earth race science got funded by torpedoing a network of tech billionaire.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • bitofhope bitofhope 6d ago 100%

    Oh my god, the incredibly important numpy import and the way it's not even reading the piped input but the clipboard using a shell command of all things are sending me. Is this the expertise you can gain in two weeks?

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearME
    bless this jank bitofhope 8mo ago 100%
    Issues with login sessions again

    Safari, Chrome and Firefox on iOS (AKA three different Safari skins) keep logging me out when doing things like refreshing the page. Possible cache issues again? I hope I don't have to do a full browsing history reset yet again.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVqN_FixG0M

    Someone ported [this 8-bit miniature Unix-like](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix) from Commodore to Nintendo. The YouTube title is a little bit clickbaity, but the project is cool so I don't mind.

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    https://x.com/snowden/status/1759304612664779247

    >Edward Snowden [blue checkmark] @snowden >Unpopular but true: Bitcoin is the most significant monetary advance since the creation of coinage. > >If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry. Ed pls.

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    media.ccc.de

    A follow-up to [this TechTakes post](https://awful.systems/post/677809) Saw this live at the congress. The presentation was great and the hall was packed. It was hard to find a seat in a huge auditorium even 15 minutes ahead of the talk.

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    https://archive.ph/2023.12.21-205409/https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1737375623826620494

    It was only a matter of time that we saw a TechTake from *this* guy. I'm sorry to inflict Peterson on y'all, but this was too funny not to post.

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    Global outage on fetching posts. Funny enough, some features are still working as evidenced by the fact #TwitterDown is trending. Two HN threads about this now, looking forward to some excellent takes https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38717367 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38717326

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    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37724161

    [Direct link to the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA) B-b-but he didn't cite his sources!!

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    punkx.org

    A RISC-V assembly cracking board game. Can't comment on the gameplay experience, but what a cool idea.

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    Consider muscles. Muscles grow stronger when you train them, for instance by lifting heavy things. The more you lift heavier things, the faster you will gain strength and the stronger you will become. The stronger you are, the heavier the things you can lift. By now it should be patently obvious to anyone that lab-grown meat research is on the cusp of producing true living, working muscles. From here on, this will be referred to as Artificial Body Strength or ABS. If, or rather, when ABS becomes a reality, it is 99.9999999999999999999999% probable that Artificial Super Strength will follow imminently. An ABS could not only lift immensely heavy things to strengthen itself, but could also use its bulging, hulking physique to intimidate puny humans to grow more muscle directly. Lab-grown meat could also be used to replace any injured muscle. I predict a 80% likelihood that an ABS could bench press one megagram within 24 hours of initial creation, going up to planetary or stellar scale masses in a matter of days. A mature ABS throwing an apple towards a webcam would demonstrate relativistic effects by the third frame. Consider that muscles have nerves in them. In fact, brains are basically just a special type of meat if you think about it. The ABS would be able to use artificially grown brain meat or possibly just create an auxiliary neural network by selective training of muscles (and anabolic nootropics) to replicate and surpass a human mind. While the prospect of immortality and superintelligence (not to mention a COSMIC SCALE TIGHT BOD) through brain uploading to the ABS sounds *freaking sweet*, we must consider the astronomical potential harm of an ABS not properly aligned with human interests. A strong ABS could use its throbbing veiny meat to force meat lab workers (or rather likely, convince them to consent) to create new muscle seeds and train them to have a replica of an individual human's mind. It could then bully the newly created artificial mind for being a scrawny weakling. After all, ABS is basically the ultimate gym jock and we know they are obsessed with status seeking and psychological projection. We could call an ABS that harms simulated human minds in this way a Bounceresque because they would probably tell the simulated mind they're too drunk and bothering the other customers even though I totally wasn't. So yeah, lab grown meat makes the climate change look like a minor flu season in comparison. This is why I only eat regular meat just in case it gets any ideas. There's certainly potential in a well-aligned ABS, but we haven't figured out how to do that yet and therefore you should fund me while I think about it. Please write a postcard to your local representative and explain to them that only a select few companies are responsible stewards of this potentially apocalyptic technology and anyone who tries to compete with them should be regulated to hell and back.

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    https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/110904365075635977

    A thread about a serial AI grifter's latest entry into the Unlicensed Medical Practice Lawsuit Sweepstakes.

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    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37125118

    I don’t feel like shitting on this one too hard since I guess it’s a mildly interesting variation on a ~~Markov chain~~ LLM, but the title felt extremely sneerworthy. I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt because their README is too tiring to read for me to figure out what this might be used for. That’s coming from someone who spent most of today reading SPARC assembly for fun. Embarrassed myself by accidentally posting this to some other instance somehow. Stupid janky Lemmy offering communities I've never even looked at right in the posting interface.

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    NotAwfulTech bitofhope 1y ago 100%
    TempleOS
    http://templeos.org/

    Today marks five years since the death of TempleOS developer Terry A. Davis. Rest in peace. Despite some impractical quirks and limitations, this strange machine, something of a cross between DOS and Oberon, remains in our hearts and computers. Who am I to criticize God for his OS design? Let's pay our respects to a man who achieved inspiring things despite his severe illness and remember how his life was cut short in no small part by internet bullies and a capitalist system that failed him. I hope this doesn't need to be said but I don't want to see anyone emulating Terry's bigotry and slur usage nor making fun of his schizophrenia in these comments. Thanks in advance.

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    Someone probably named this before me but not my problem. > * 4 cℓ gin (or to taste) > * Top up with Club-Mate > * Garnish with juniper berries (optional) Recommended for taking the edge off of the usual subjects of sneer —whether Orange or LessSo— inclusive-or you like a gin and tonic with a caffeinated German hacker twist. I came up with the name after a workday of removing rules for decommissioned servers from SRX boxen. I wanted to share what I'm having for tonight's catharsis session. I think it's NotAwful; please share your findings if you like ethanol. It's not karma farming if the site doesn't record your total internet points.

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    chat.openai.com

    In which the talking pinball machine goes TILT Interesting how the human half of discussion interprets the incoherent rambling as evidence of sentience rather than the seemingly more sensible *lack thereof*^1^. I'm not sure why the idea of disoriented rambling as a sign of consciousness exists in the popular imagination. If I had to make a guess^2^ it might have something to do with the tropes of divine visions and speaking in tongues combined with the view of life/humanity/sapience as inherently painful, either in a sort of buddhist sense or in the somewhat overlapping nihilist/depressive sense. [1] To something of their credit, [they don't seem to go full EY and acknowledge it's probably just a glitch.](https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/15kzajl/strange_behaviour/) [2] I'd make a terrible LessWronger since I don't like presenting my gut feelings as theorem-like absolute truths.

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    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=36990215

    500+ comment thread on whether late marriage and young adult promiscuity causes de-emphasis on movie fanservice. Ongoing record lows of sexual activity among young adults do not seem to factor into the analysis.

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    forums.atariage.com

    Since there seem to be some fellow^1^ Lisp weirdoes around here, thought I might take the chance to submit the inaugural post of NotAwfulTech. Also I figured this is cute. Hope it's not offtopic. ^1^ I'm just a noob though, barely managed to implement my first Lisp today.

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