capt_wolf 13h ago • 95%
The White House: *does anything*
Idiots: DERE JEST DOING IT FUR VOTES!!!
Also idiots: DA DUMOCRATES HAVUNT DUN ENYTHING DURRING DERE TURM!!!1!!
Shhhhhh... The adults are working...
Go finish your beer.
capt_wolf 17h ago • 100%
Anything for Konami to not have to actually make a new game.
I'm always down for anything Castlevania, but each time they do one of these collabs, it gets my hopes up.
capt_wolf 17h ago • 92%
Bring it to Steam and I'll care. Alan Wake is one of my favorites series, but I refuse to give Epic money because of their exclusive bullshit.
capt_wolf 17h ago • 100%
My thought has always been, "who the hell grabs a book like that?"
capt_wolf 17h ago • 100%
Too true, the cult of personality is real.
capt_wolf 2d ago • 100%
Sooooo buying votes, got it...
FBI? This guy over here...
Also, I have about as much faith in him paying this as his former Twitter staff.
capt_wolf 3d ago • 0%
Stein has said she sees "no lesser evil" between Harris and Trump, yet she's also called out Harris and said she will do whatever it takes to make sure she loses. She's said no such thing about Trump. Doesn't take a political sociologist to see that as supporting his regime.
Cat's out of the bag now, she's truly just in it to spoil the vote.
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
The working class are nothing but tools for the upper class. Always have been. We are the unclean undesirables.
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
I really wish the "reasonable person" angle had been pushed much sooner. His insanity could have been addressed much, much sooner.
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
When the rich are in crisis, the government bails them out.
When we're in crisis, we're supposed to stop eating avocado toast...
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
Ugh... And probably trying to sneak in Musk as VP, despite him not being a natural-born citizen...
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
If you're absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It's the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning... It's not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.
capt_wolf 3d ago • 100%
Jesus... Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us...🤮
capt_wolf 4d ago • 85%
Incorrect... The storm actually ends after you get the Varia suit and the music turns from dark and brooding to more heroic.
It still wins for one of the moodiest openings to a game, in my opinion. It really makes me wish that Metroid leaned even harder into the horror stuff
capt_wolf 5d ago • 100%
Yeah, I skipped Pascal, but it at least makes sense when you look at it. By the time my family finally jumped over to PC, C was more viable. Then in college, when I finally had to opportunity to formally learn, it was just C++ and HTML... We didn't even get Java!
capt_wolf 5d ago • 100%
I tried decades ago. Grew up learning BASIC and then C, how hard could it be? For a 12 year old with no formal teacher and only books to go off of, it turns out, very. I've learned a lot of coding languages on my own since, but I still can't make heads or tales of assembly.
capt_wolf 6d ago • 76%
And yet, it's still glaringly obvious who to vote for when your only other choices are "felonious wannabe nazi also guilty of sexual assault and rape" or "spoiler vote that will let the felon win."
capt_wolf 7d ago • 100%
That's about what I paid for it I think. Got way more than $8 enjoyment out of it for sure! Here's hoping it works again!
capt_wolf 1w ago • 100%
From what I was able to find, Gearbox is fixing it/has fixed it? Depending on the price, I'd probably buy it and sit on it if it doesn't work yet. The game has always been a little janky, but it's crazy fun.
Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!
Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.
Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now. Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.
Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car... For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!