OP when they try Debian and it's exactly what it advertises itself as:

I think Tblock should do what you're asking for.

I took psychic damage just from seeing both of their names in a headline together

This photo doesn't even look real lol, Elon looks like he's photoshopped in

Boy, those... sure are some words. I even recognize most of them!

IoT is supported until January 2032, while standard LTSC is only supported until January 2027, which only, like, an extra year or so of support over regular Windows 10. I've never heard anything about IoT being less secure but I'm far from being an expert lol.

and then everyone clapped

Oh, good, Warner Bros. is erasing more art that people slaved over from existence because its more financially convenient that way.

Am I having a stroke, or is this headline horrendously written?

This. I swear, some people in the FOSS community seem to be convinced everyone who uses a computer is a developer.

Can't wait for Doctor Who Season 1, not to be confused with Doctor Who Series 1, or Doctor Who Season 1.

The 14th Amendment disagrees. If you don't like that, call your congressman and express interest in a constitutional amendment. Until then, kindly fuck off with your "mUh fReE eLeCtIoNs" pearl clutching.

GrapheneOS has been basically flawless for me, most of the time I forget I'm even using a custom rom. Using the Aurora Store, along with a few select apps in a work profile with sandboxed Google Play services goes a long way in terms of plugging the usability gap. I know there's supposed to be issues with banks, but at least in my anecdotal experience, I've used accounts from 3 different banks and haven't had any issues.

At last, the Year of the Linux Desktop.

NVIDIA's Debian repo for Cuda has more up to date GPU drivers, if you don't wanna manually install from the .run file. Documentation here, its not reflected yet in the docs but there's a Debian 12 repo.

I'm also on NVIDIA, I tried the Plasma 6 Alpha last night (on KDE neon unstable) and to my utter shock, Wayland was pretty goddamn close to flawless.

To preface, this is going off of my memory of a comment I read half a year ago, which I don't fully understand the details of, so take it with a grain of salt.

I recall reading one of the developers of the Fedora KDE Spin talking about how the reason a lot of distros don't use KDE as their default has to do with how the various KDE components don't all follow the same release cycle, making it difficult to structure a distro's release cycle around it.

Have you ever considered going outside?

In my experience Arch is pretty unstable, though. I've never had an Arch installation that didnt break by the end of the month. Flatpaks allow me to use a stable base like Debian while having certain programs more up to date.