dumbass 1h ago • 100%
If I catch you damn space kids throwing rocks at my planet again and I'll call the galatic police!
dumbass 2h ago • 100%
Nah the tree picks you. You'll know it when you see it.
dumbass 4h ago • 100%
Man I thought I'd never have to remember the coconut story from reddit.
dumbass 5h ago • 100%
Because someone conviced people that giving money as a present is a no no, but a "gift card" isn't, I'd rather you give me $20 cash over a $30 gift card for one specific set of stores that you'd never goto.
dumbass 6h ago • 100%
Well, that's what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
dumbass 7h ago • 100%
It'll still be a tiny burger tho.
dumbass 7h ago • 100%
Yeah but it's a tiny burger tho.
dumbass 21h ago • 100%
Ita the only theme song I remember the lyrics to besides disturbs stone cold theme.
dumbass 21h ago • 100%
So, if shrek got toned, he would be peak masculinity?
dumbass 1d ago • 66%
Its not about me liking it, its about knowing about what intensely interests you, but that just sounds like a conversation with my mate, so I'm in for that.
dumbass 1d ago • 100%
When I was a gardener my favorite part of the job was all the dogs I got to meet, there was this old little fluffy dog with no teeth and his tongue hanging out that was my favorite, he'd just follow me around watching me work like a cute little supervisor, I miss that little dude.
dumbass 1d ago • 100%
Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you're alone and bored with nothing to do.
dumbass 1d ago • 77%
There's no mixed feelings, we liked your mum, we don't like you, that's all.
dumbass 2d ago • 100%
I cried last night, been a bit stressed lately, so I chucked on an emotional movie and let the tears flow, crying is awesome, you non crying pussies need to man the fuck up and have a cry!
dumbass 2d ago • 100%
No wonder the rapper The Game is angry all the time, he must lose hundreds of times a day.
dumbass 2d ago • 100%
Stacking adds problems tho, the chicken has to be structurally strong enough to hold multiple times its own weight.
You could do a self loading rolling storage system for the round chicken.
dumbass 2d ago • 100%
Yeah, well someone's gotta start it and I don't see you lining up to do it!