his smile, those greens 💔 he could be any of our neighbors.

this is great advice, this strategy has also previously been effective for me

guess I need to be out in more situations where I might run across other weirdos 🤔

do not recommend, I'm a genuine freak who can take them or leave them, I've fucked around with them for decades but have never been a daily smoker, which is exceedingly rare. they ruin most people's lives.

weed is just as good a crutch and less horrifically harmful

you can do better than this

how bout

You care so much about not harmin', you turned your vote into Charmin

you can improve upon this, I'm just getting you started

please don't kink-shame

once upon a time, there was an ill-tempered sea bass who needed a new name that wasn't connected to , so she followed a trail of dustbunnies.

so true

most fast food lovers have never worked fast food

😔 that really would have been the funniest thing

maybe second only to him surviving by slipping on the greasy floor

but still, so fucking funny, I hate pickles almost that much

volcel police!

Eye-on, eye-on, seeking like a killer pryon,

Gonna end these pigs, give them a pan to fry on,

Murdering my brothers, trying to create their Zion,

Desecrating my sisters, but they all try to lie on

Us and say we're the destroyers, we're not

Who's actually out here killing babes in their cot

They deserve the desert until they rot

Not the safe space they think they have bought

totally understand the premise of eating hot wings, I have a friend who is super into them and enters contents and impresses large men with her heat-eating ability

it's just baffling to me as a context for Getting To Know Someone, which I'm beginning to understand is how some of you are seeing it

idk how else to explain that it's weird to me that watching someone suffer a food makes them relatable/likable, which leaves me with the idea that it's me that's weird here

everybody else gets it, and I get that, but it is very weird to me

edit: also, I'm not looking for weird interview shows to make celebrities relatable. they will never be relatable to me, fuck celebrities ❤️

hope you find someone as lovely as I did. she really was as compassionate and kind as anyone could possibly be, it's just a difficult subject to probe

being autistic, other people do often watch things for reasons that make little sense to me, it's true

this is gonna drive me to be @UlyssesT@hexbear.net but about Hot Ones instead of Elon

this is the most ridiculous premise for an interview show

my other comment bears repeating:

how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out

that feels equally pertinent to the culture

all the people who are gifted housing by their rich relatives are fucking up the averages

"oh look, hot things hurt them, just like me" ????

really??????

💀🙃

you know what else hurts them? bullets and assault and thorough denigration, just like every-fuckin-body else

it is incomprehensible to me that this is a thing

how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out

??? why is the interview more entertaining if the participants are suffering?

edit: I don't expect you to have an answer for this, I'm realizing this is a question I'm asking myself

what the fuck

Alistair from DA:O

he's so sweet, I need to ruin him

also he's mage-fearing fash, so he sucks, but he's so cuuuuute

no no no

this reminds me of hanging out with people who should know better in our early 20s

just all kinds of yuck, fuck steel reserve

does the interview revolve around ones appreciation for wings?