Literally Nineteen Eighty-Four
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 12h ago 100%

    Wait till you read russian novels, where everyone's got 3 names and 2 official nickname everyone is expected to know...

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  • Richie Rich was a landlord [Super-Fun-Pak Comix]
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 14h ago 100%

    Taylor made hoodie...

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  • Just Terrible
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 14h ago 100%

    Or to any woung people from 2000 onwards. To them, specifically white socks with slip-in sandals is a perfectly good choice of footwear!

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  • Just Terrible
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 14h ago 100%

    It's the logo of the Matlab software.

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  • Just Terrible
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 14h ago 100%

    Group A starts indexing at 1. Group B at 0.

    To me, the second layer of the joke is that the choice of starting number is significant enough that the author considers it to be two distinct personalities!

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  • Honey
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 15h ago 100%

    Just finished watching Tolkien stuff, so i got this:

    Bees are kelvar: beings that are "capable of moving and escaping"! Except maybe for the queen bee, which may be an olvar.

    Kelvar was a name used by the Valie Yavanna to refer to that part of her natural realm capable of moving or escaping, as opposed to the olvar which were rooted in place.

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  • We Just Got More Evidence That Long COVID Is a Brain Injury
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3d ago 100%

    Nice! Thank you so much!

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  • We Just Got More Evidence That Long COVID Is a Brain Injury
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3d ago 100%

    For me to be a better friend by better understanding his new limitations...

    He already has a good support network, they organised a fundraiser to get him an electric wheelchair, which is awesome! But at first I didn't understand why it was helping him, because I don't know enough about the condition. 🫣

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  • We Just Got More Evidence That Long COVID Is a Brain Injury
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3d ago 100%

    I have a friend who's now living with ME. Any resources for the general public to better understand the condition?

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  • Growing a beard [Extra Fabulous Comics]
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 6d ago 100%

    Or in this case, eugenics comics week.

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  • Tomorrow's Problems
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 1w ago 100%

    I want this shirt with the Spaaace logo

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  • Illegal Streams Let Criminals In
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 1w ago 100%

    Yup! The fact that it is defined as "illegal" allows goons to storm your house and court troll to harrass you.

    Thus everything they say is true, in some way...

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  • ‘Not surprising’ Trudeau regrets breaking electoral reform pledge as Conservatives soar, says Fair Vote Canada
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 1w ago 100%

    It just doesn't involve Montreal corporation, so it's not corruption, just sparkling scandals.

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  • What if?
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 2w ago 100%

    How can they rif off MIB when we are not allowed to remember it?

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  • Kitty.
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 2w ago 100%

    Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.

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  • Can relate.
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 2w ago 80%

    It's like democracy is the least bad system...

    A well crafted political system is one that stays uncorrupted the longest (or can recover less violently from corruption).

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  • Les Québécois sont en meilleure santé financière que les autres Canadiens
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3w ago 100%

    C'est sur la radio wknd à Québec, qui se proclame être une radio musicale et positive (bref PAS une poubelle). C'est juste le genre de discours qui sort quand le viel animateur du matin se laisse aller à essayer de donner son opinion...

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  • Les Québécois sont en meilleure santé financière que les autres Canadiens
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3w ago 100%

    Entendu à la radio aujourd'hui : "Les Québécois sont moins stressés par l'argent que le reste du Canada. Étrange, parce qu'on s'en fait enlever plus par l'impôt. On est la place dans le monde où on s'en fait le plus enlever! On devrait réduire les taxes et impôts "

    Esti que je suis tanné que toutes les discussions sur l'argent finissent par des demandes de baisser les taxes! Clairement on s'en tire bien ici... Je serais pas surpris si c'était en partie à cause que plusieurs dépenses sont gérées de manière centralisées plutôt que par "les forces du marché".

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  • Sacré Bidule
  • i_love_FFT i_love_FFT 3w ago 100%

    "La Mégabit à Bidule"

    Bon c'est pas tout à fait correct grammaticalement...

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  • Now that it seems decided that the word "weird" should be used in a derogatory way against sociopathic narcissists in politics, I have to be careful about how i use this word. In the recent years, I usually used it to describe someone or something that was different in an interesting and charming way. I am neurodivergent in a way that is easily hidden (not that I make coucious efforts to hide it), I would often describe myself as just "slightly weird". I no longer want to use this word to describe myself anymore because of the above mentioned reasons. In old literature, I've seen the word queer used as such, but today it doesn't really carry that meaning anymore. Although I wouldn't really mind if it confused people about my gender, I don't really worry about that. 😁 Any other suggestions ro help describe myself that wouldn't put the focus of the discussion on neurotypes?

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    www.goldfingermusic.com

    This album is a blast and I've been streaming it so much, I want a physical copy. I can't seem to see it available anywhere. I'd rather have a vinyl of the deluxe edition, but the standard would be good as well. Do you know where I can purchase one?

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearWE
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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conscious
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    Web Comics i_love_FFT 1y ago 92%
    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AAAAAAAAAAA
    smbc-comics.com

    I love how Zach doesn't event need to explain what they are screaming about.

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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precarious
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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relatable
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    Here's a joke for you: what's the difference between dogs and cats?

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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronounce
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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
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    So it should be called "the big boing" instead of the big bang?

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    Today I updated my missile racks and put a bunch of cluster missiles (Rattler II) on them because i remember they used to be the beast next then. Now I notice that they often hit the target without splitting into smaller missiles. Is there something like a "minimum split distance" or just a bug about them? I like how overwhelming the number of pips becomes when they work well! 😎

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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe
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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter
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    Your soul is quantum-entangled with the computer during the transfer, so don't worry! Unless you believe in the many-world interpretation of quantum mechanics, because there's a bug in the software about that specific topic!

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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Epic
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    The Epic of Mr Bean is a documentary on the typical 20th century lifestyle.

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    I wonder what Rivers Cuomo would think of it.

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    This comic is isomorphic to an xkcd joke.

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