Moldova president condemns ‘assault’ on democracy by ‘foreign forces’ as EU vote hangs in balance
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    8h ago 94%

    completely ignores all the vote buying, voters threats and propaganda done by a fascist regime in Russia because the world is clearly a black and white Hollywood movie, while posting leftist posts

    Your imbecilic idiologic forefathers that were sucking Hitler's dick when he invaded Poland in 1939 would be proud of you.

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    19h ago 100%

    900 million can buy you almost entire legislature in any country easily. And I say almost assuming/hoping that a small percentage of politicians are not bribable.

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  • Brand-new fire station in Germany burns down as it had no fire alarms
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    For the life of me I can't understand why Germans have that reputation, and I have lived in Germany for more than 10 years. Every single medium or large project (not matter of what kind) always turns into a shit show of epic proportions.

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  • EU considers calculating X fines by including revenue from Musk’s other firms
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    3d ago 100%

    There's extensive case law in the EU about this. The interesting part in the case of Musk's companies is that they would be pretty much shielded from X's fines if he hadn't used Space X's and Tesla's resources and personnel while trying to fix things on X/Twitter.

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  • Albania aims to be EU member by 2030, PM Rama says
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    4d ago 100%

    Did he figure out how to make Serbia and Republika Srpska behave more like civilised people and less like mini-Putins? Because Putin's favourite useful idiot tied all the western Balkans EU memberships to them.

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    jmcs
    4d ago 96%

    It can happen to anyone, you are walking on the street and a rubber bullet materializes out of thin air and hits you on the head. Always check the weather report for self-materializing bullets before leaving home.

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    jmcs
    5d ago 100%

    Games have to put playability over realism even if they are trying to make a point. You can randomize the initial money for each player if you want the full experience.

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  • Blinken to Israel: Allow more aid into Gaza or face the consequences.
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    5d ago 87%

    America's Final Warning

    [noun]

    A recurrent warning that carries no real consequences.

    Synonyms: China's Final Warning

    See also: Russia's Red Lines

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    6d ago 100%

    If it wasn't Slenderman it would be something else. Geyser believed she was speaking with several fictional characters, from Slenderman to Severus Snape.

    How disconnected a human mind can become from reality is the truly scary thing.

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    An unspecified technical problem forced the Rio-bound Boeing aircraft to turn back shortly after takeoff from Amsterdam. A spokesperson for Dutch air traffic control said the plane requested to land as a precaution and turned around over Belgium some 40 minutes after takeoff.

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    www.theguardian.com

    Official says no sign of permit in Ottoman archives, in blow to British Museum, which defends legal right to statuary

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    Turkey rejects claim Lord Elgin had permission to take Parthenon marbles
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    Official says no sign of permit in Ottoman archives, in blow to British Museum, which defends legal right to statuary.

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    https://futurism.com/the-byte/spacex-satellites-ruining-observations-radiation

    A new study published in the journal Astronomy & Astrophysics suggests the satellites are emitting "unintended" radiation from the electronics onboard the satellites. These low-frequency radio waves, are being picked up by telescopes designed to scan that frequency range. That's because this range also happens to be instrumental to deep space observations.

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    https://futurism.com/the-byte/harvard-scientist-dishonesty-fraud

    A Harvard behavioral scientist, who has extensively studied honest behavior, has been accused of fabricating study results — and yes, the jokes write themselves.

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    New evidence strongly suggests that OceanGate's submersible, which imploded and killed all passengers on its way to the Titanic wreck, was unfit for the journey. The CEO, Stockton Rush, bought discounted carbon fiber past its shelf life from Boeing, which experts say is a terrible choice for a deep-sea vessel. This likely played a role in the submersible's tragic demise.

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    An Indiana Jones game, previously announced by Bethesda subsidiary MachineGames, was planned for multiple platforms – but the contract with Disney was amended following Microsoft’s buyout of the publisher. Confirmation comes as part of the Federal Trade Commission’s ongoing court case regarding the Redmond firm’s proposed $69 billion acquisition of Activision Blizzard.

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    https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/21/23768400/microsoft-xbox-series-x-xbox-game-pass-price-increase

    Microsoft is increasing the monthly prices of its Xbox Game Pass and Xbox Game Pass Ultimate subscriptions for the first time next month, which will see the base Game Pass subscription for console move up to $10.99 a month from $9.99.

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    www.france24.com

    Four Indigenous children who had been missing for more than a month in the Colombian Amazon rainforest after a small plane crash have been found alive, President Gustavo Petro said Friday.

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    www.ukrinform.net

    Banks in Armenia, Kazakhstan, and Hong Kong have lately been blocking payments from Russian companies for processors, microcircuits, and other electronics supplied through "parallel import" schemes.

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