It's also shocking, if you're not careful with these powerful puns.

Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.

Poe's Law strikes again. There are people who actually say that and mean it.

A third of Americans are xenophobic bigots. Got it.

Meanwhile they proudly exclaim their great great great great grand daddy came in on the Mayflower.

Sounds interesting. Hope my server federates that sub soon. Right now I don't see any posts, unless I go to the website myself.

Oooh I loved Babylon Galactica!

Where are their bulges? Man, this wokism has gone too far! They made those men too soft! I wanna see that they're packing real heat in those pants! /incel

Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

It has devolved into "things I don't like are woke". The word has lost its meaning entirely for these weirdos.

Ah yes, the true stolen election. But Al Gore conceded, even though it really was too close to call.

Because Biden just squeaked by Trump. Leading to 50%-ish of the US population and 80%-ish of Republican voters believing that the last election got stolen. Also leading to a lot of election officials in key states being replaced by fair election denying nutjobs.

Haven't you been paying attention in the past few years?

I'm not even in the US and I'm already exhausted with the BS that's upcoming, if there's no landslide victory for any of the candidates.

Be aware that any third party vote will be a vote for trump. If that's what you truly want, I fear for your sanity.

Btw, it's not true that nobody cared about Stein in the previous election. Back then they too said "a vote for Stein is a vote for trump". You may not have heard it personally, but that message was out there. And it's still true today!

These short stories... Where can I find more about them?

My ravens won't sit still. Also my eye patch itches like crazy!

This is WBRC's 9 o'clock news, I'm Ned Albertson.

Panic ensued today at a local supermarket, as a man got vaporised in the produce aisle. Warning, the following images are not for the faint of heart. Evan Kelp is reporting live from the scene.

Plot twist? Dairy writer was male.

Perplexity fairs a bit better:

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/how-to-clean-a-rescued-pigeon-RVNc0XMjSy2QDJcqmzJ6CA

Flat earth proven! Boom! /s

Here comes the Judge with the Chair! Oooh, that's gotta hurt!

Couple of years ago, I walked through a forest somewhere in the middle of The Netherlands, called the Waterloopbos, and I came across a blocked off area with quicksand warnings.

I kinda wish I had lost my shoes there, because the shoes I was wearing weren't good for forest walking.

That was the first and so far only time I had seen quicksand in my 44 years of existing on this blue marble.

Good point!