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On top of all the other responses, reactionaries are reactionary. Politicians see that anti-immigration policies drive people to vote and act accordingly. Capitalists are infamously short-sighted and support the politicians that promise the best short term returns, the furthest they'll focus on is Q4 of next year.
My local pub's owner has started skipping the queue in karaoke for me But it's still bad if it doesn't benefit me
mayo_cider
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We have a neon sign at home
mayo_cider
3w ago
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The only adult that failed in this situation is your father
mayo_cider
3w ago
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A prime example of the master race
mayo_cider
3w ago
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Spending a lifetime to learn to use the shittiest materials known to man to make something remotely useful seems like a great investment
An inspiration to all hotdog stands
mayo_cider
3w ago
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Voting isn't the reason I love french people
mayo_cider
3w ago
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The same guy identified the wmd's in Iraq
mayo_cider
3w ago
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We should throw anyone who buys a firstnamelastname.com domain into an active volcano, I bet it would help with global warming
mayo_cider
3w ago
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Age is just a number, and bigger number means better person
mayo_cider
3w ago
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Leave it to a cop to break the law in the stupidest way possible, I have more opsec buying weed from my regular plug
mayo_cider
3w ago
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It's just impossible to clean an oil painting covered with water soluble soup
And the price of the painting went up by a few millions for the added notoriety
Who the fuck designed the glass pane so that it didn't cover the frame?
mayo_cider
3w ago
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How can they respond to violence with violence? That's unconscionable
mayo_cider
3w ago
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I love their lopsided face
mayo_cider
3w ago
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The people writing the history don't understand that the only legit gaijin samurais are white guys from Iowa who ordered a $1000 katana online
Whenever there's an opportunity to make a racist or sexist joke, I just say "that brought to mind an inappropriate joke" and judge people based on their reactions
mayo_cider
1mo ago
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I'm waiting for the black tar nicotine that you smoke but it's somehow worse than cigarettes
When I said "makes sense", they asked why The outed friend bought blåhaj three years ago
mayo_cider
1mo ago
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George W Bush could do the funniest thing right now
mayo_cider
1mo ago
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I think Kamala should eat a cat on live TV, it would help
mayo_cider
1mo ago
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Also another cold take, this community is the only one I've been part of in the 25 years I've been online that hasn't removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I'll expand the taser take and give guns to them
Don't read theory, ignorance is a bliss
I'm a principled leftist, I read "principles of investing"
I went a bit too close to the nest, and the hawk flew a few feet away and started drooping both of its wings like they were injured Then it seemed to realize it was overacting and started to droop just one wing When I started to walk away, it decided to go all in, let go of the branch it was hanging from and pretended to fall to the ground (while flapping its wings just enough to land on its feet) All in all 4/5 performance, would have most likely fooled me if I was a natural predator to hawks
RESIST all attacks on democracy!
I love nationalizing companies and natural resources
Social democrats don't count
I feel so bad, I actually hate your posts, sorry about giving the wrong impression
All of them are the people who wouldn't get offered coke at illuminati's annual meeting They are the people snitching to the security at bohemian grove about all the drugs and extramarital affairs happening there
She was mostly looking for validation, since the guys in the group thought that hashing the passwords on an online banking application is waste of time, and the best way to handle login is to send the whole user database to the front-end so you can match the unhashed password to the correct account Colleges should lower their limits for stabbing
I can't be a socialist anymore, I wanted to buy weed but the bus drivers are on strike so I have to walk for an hour both ways This isn't what I signed up for
I met a guy in a bar, and he asked me to take the responsibility of being the god off from his hands and take care of life and death as a principled leftist I obviously took this challenge head on The only problem is that Kissinger is already dead, so please post your best alternatives
It all depends on when, where and how you ask the question And it's always the correct answer
It's like private property but intangible, we should hire more cops to protect it
Every time I get high and open this site I try to click the tag line because it looks like a fun thread Maybe change them to something about theory
But like really quietly