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Merry Christmas!
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Real BMPs have curves honey, don't believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines
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We're doing ERA skirts right? PLEASE tell me we're doing ERA skirts
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Hey, welcome back to Personal Space! I'm your host, Philip Jacobs, and let me tell ya... I care about my personal spac... Wow, wow, hey! Who's around me right now?! Who's around me?!...
Now why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up, and let's get some stepped up personal space up in this place! Here we go.
We get a one: personal space.
Two: personal space.
Three: stay out of my personal space.
Four: keep away from my personal space.
Five: get out of that personal space.
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Rule 2: Explain incorrect articles and takes
As much as I want this to be real it's not. Just enjoy the shitpost folks 👍
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Love it. Here's $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here's more cocaine.
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Lungplugs
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Life pro tip: Don't touch the boats
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its photoed shop theres no cuntry callt Erbia you fucking idiut
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Red wunz go fasta
Blues iz lucky
Yellow for da booms
Black iz tuff
Greenz da best!!1!
Whites fer da skully bitz
Ya eva seen a purple Ork? Dats cuz purple iz sneaky!
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If you set it as the post link it should embed automatically without needing to put anything in the post body
If that doesn't work, you could also put it in the body like you're trying by using this format:
It's also the same way to embed in comments
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It's beautiful 😍
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Leaked image of USS Carney intercepting Houthi drones
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The Patriot missile system watching it all go down
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Motherfucker this is NCD. Of course superior guns make you superior. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit
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Is that a missile under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?
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https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de
**Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023** --- **CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY** --- **I. SITUATION UPDATE** 1. **Disciplinary Actions:** - Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere. 2. **Community Morale:** - Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts. --- **II. OPERATIONS BRIEF** 1. **New Communications Channel:** - **Matrix Channel Deployment:** We've established a new base of operations on Matrix [#ncdchat:tchncs.de](https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de). Your presence is requested. 2. **Recruitment and Growth:** - The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength. 3. **Engagement Levels:** - Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit. --- **III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT** - No updates in this section for this report. --- **IV. LOGISTICS** - **Community Branding:** - Our banner [link](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d9445932-f5d5-4913-b834-cfe5c5a8e4e6.jpeg?format=webp) is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented [@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/setsneedtofeed) from over at [!MilitaryPorn@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/militaryporn) offered to make us a new one. [Take a look](https://files.catbox.moe/g06gbz.webp). What do you think, should we make the switch? --- **VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK** - "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions. --- **VII. SIGN-OFF** - Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers! *End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.* --- **CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY** ---
https://nitter.net/pstyle0ne1/status/1726498616020283439