Stack Overflow Survey: 80% of developers are unhappy
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    zqwzzle
    6d ago 100%

    It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.

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  • Whats the best/cheapest email service to hook into?
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    zqwzzle
    2w ago 100%

    Using Fastmail

    • works with 1Password to generate masked emails
    • plus and subdomain addressing

    In case those features are important to you

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  • Packet Loss
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    zqwzzle
    3w ago 100%

    Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

    Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

    "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
    "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
    "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
    "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
    "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
    "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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  • Installation
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    zqwzzle
    3w ago 100%

    “Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

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  • Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die *democratically*

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    https://imgur.com/gallery/HdFhJZE

    As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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