Adventures of Pete & Pete Reboot Pitch

Big Pete and Little Pete are adults now, and they run wacky little businesses together but that's all in the background. The main stories are all about the surreal, yet oh-so-real adventures of Big Pete's son Pete Wrigley, Jr. (playing straight-man just like his dad) and his (either female or ideally non-binary) cousin, Petunia "Pete" Wrigley.