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  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 12h ago 100%

    Yim yum love a Spike Palmer on a summer night

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  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 12h ago 100%

    PRAISE BOB!

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    IDK if this is a joke but I would absolutely spring for that. £36 for curry and some motown? That's just an average Friday night for me.

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  • Magic The Gathering Megathread
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    1: I play a lot of Pioneer (because it encapsulates basically every set I played) and Commander because it's what everybody plays. However, I've recently been enjoying Pauper more. The People's Format.

    2: Arcades, The Strategist + A Fuckload of Defenders + Tower Defense

    Alternately, any Lotus Field Combo.

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  • What class(es) do you tend to gravitate towards in video game rpgs?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 3d ago 100%

    Mostly caster classes because they're more visually interesting than martial classes. Yeah, attack animations can get pretty cool, but I don't care how many flips/spins/tricks a martial character does, they're not going to stack up with most of the stuff a caster can bust out, especially when it comes to late-game spells.

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  • What's black's best move?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 3d ago 100%
    1. Play a Swamp
    2. Pass the turn
    3. In white's end step, tap the Swamp and cast Fatal Push, targeting the opponent's king
    4. Chess pieces have no mana cost, so black wins
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  • Enver Halil Hoxha - New General Megathread for the 16th-17th of October 2024
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    How does Hexbear feel about the J/2 Dope ticket in the 2024 election?

    markkks-juggalo

    This insane clown nation deserves an insane clown president.

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  • The truth!
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 4d ago 100%

    The only Funko pops I own were given to me as gifts by people who had no idea what to give and this is the only acceptable reason to have one.

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  • What questions are likely to be on a botany exam?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 5d ago 100%

    Label this diagram of a beanis

    beanis

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  • GROUND JALAPENO IS CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
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    If you think ground jalapeno is underrated, you should try sky jalapeno

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  • Every time they see me they shout "Kill Whitey" What's that about? ![grillman](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fb674f45a-ed3b-4a2b-995b-189c052d6d7f.png "emoji grillman") ![wonder-who-thats-for](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fcc69a3a1-665c-4045-a51b-6555a39d2ff9.png "emoji wonder-who-thats-for")

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    My very limited exposure to Werewolf: The Apocalypse gives me ecofashy vibes. How accurate is this?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 6d ago 100%

    I was just talking about this earlier with some folks from my TTRPG group. White Wolf publishing got in shit from their parent company over dogwhistles in both Werewolf (I.E. A werewolf's body would reject gender affirming care) and VtM (a given example of a Brujah backstory was 'Nazi officer)

    World of Darkness always attracted edgelords, and it seems to have gone the way that always goes.

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  • THE game of all time is gay
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 7d ago 100%

    Just checked the wiki and yeah they're a DLC thing

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAR
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  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 7d ago 100%

    I think you mean Will Menaker. will

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  • THE game of all time is gay
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 7d ago 100%

    Everyone talks about the romance options nobody talks about how you can have a dog.

    One of the mods I had was the one that lets you have other kinds of animals. At first I was like "What kinda animals?" and the first one I got was a goat. Seemed appropriate for my heavily Conan-inspired character to have a goat.I didn't finish that quest line.

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  • "Buh-see" or "Boo-see"?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 1w ago 100%

    De-boos-ay

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  • 1911 Xinhai Revolution - New General Megathread for the 10th-11th of October 2024
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    I got it: HRT for Hormone Replacement Thompson

    "We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the estrogen began to take hold."

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  • Yo I keep hearing the Yakuza games are good. Are they? Do you think I would like them? Which one should I start with?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 1w ago 100%

    Do you think I would like them?

    Considering the handful of games I've seen you talking about, probably not.

    Then again, I've only really played Kiwami.

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  • What are some jokes a communist skeleton would tell?
  • HiImThomasPynchon HiImThomasPynchon 2w ago 100%

    I had a fucking aneurysm reading this thank you

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  • They're simply too powerful to be allowed in society. They must be stopped. As for right-handed guitarists who invert their strings? You're not impressing me. I can play mandolin, too.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln3iKL6wF-M

    Some guys will start hugely underrated and staggeringly influential rock bands rather than go to therapy. These guys took part in so much drink and drugs that they would tune their guitars to make it easier to play while drunk and they'd still fuck up. Finally, Paul was so mad about U2's "I Will Follow" that he wrote two songs in response. This one and "Kids Don't Follow."

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    Big Pete and Little Pete are adults now, and they run wacky little businesses together but that's all in the background. The main stories are all about the surreal, yet oh-so-real adventures of Big Pete's son Pete Wrigley, Jr. (playing straight-man just like his dad) and his (either female or ideally non-binary) cousin, Petunia "Pete" Wrigley.

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    https://youtu.be/4-Xs7NK-7B8

    Mentioned Eric Burdon Declares War earlier and this song is a strong summer jam. Also, Beat-Club ruled. Oh to be a young music fan in Germany in the 70's, where the coolest bands would show up and perform live on this little show out of Bremen. Furthermore yes, I know I should be using youtube alternatives but Invidious can't reach this video for some reason.

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    Betty Cooper or Veronica Lodge?

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    A mystery wound is any unexplained cut/bruise/scar/scab/injury about your body.

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    https://youtu.be/2ZMUNyLmarQ?si=3TRJr0zHjYQLC1de

    And who was Kenneth supposed to be? Wrong answers only.

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    Is that anything? Is there a joke in there? Help me!

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    That's a real fact. That happened. At the beginning of the movie they say it's based on a true story. It's against the law to put that in a movie if it isn't true!

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    Let us procede with Cishet Shame Month

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    There's gotta be at least a cook between farm and table

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    Who wins?

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    Yeah it's more like the sequel series "Extremely Online" but I don't care, Sam Sutherland is great and I will not hear any negative words about him.

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    Who wins? edit: No More Half-Measures! Forks win!

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