Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 3d ago • 99%

FAQ: Yes, We Suppirt Kinect

::: spoiler Transcription StrangeScaffold [developer] DEC 2 @5:22am FAQ: Yes, We Support Kinect Q: ..This game supports Kinect? Yes!.On PC only, if you plug iri a Kinect 2.0 to-your computer while the game is:apen, you-tan play through the entirety of the game using Kinect controls. Grab meat with your meat harids! Your body is the controller! We live in the future. Good luck. Q:Is Kinect the optirnal way to play Space Warlord Organ Tradirig Simulator? Absolutely not. Q: Why would | play a fast-paced reflex-based economic tycoon using Kinect? | have no earthly idea, but | am personally sending the first person to direct message me documented proof of using a Kinect to play through the entirety of the campaign, (reaching the "The Top 0.1%" reputation level) a $50 Steam gift card. Primarily so I can. meet the kind of person who would do that to themselves, and plead with them for mercy lest they destroy us all. Q: How did you put Kinect support into a game in 20217 | work with a brilliant, slightly unhinged creative programmer named Sam Chiet,. and one day, at 3 AM, | blearily opened my phone to find a video.of the game working with full functionality on a Kinect. And a tablet. And a Wiimote. You know, for the Nintendo Wii (2007). He apparently did ail of those experiments in one night just because he cold, and Has since dedicated a large portion of his time to single-handedly becoming the final Kinect developer. | decided the safest option was to stay out of his way. Q: Why did you put Kinect support into a game in 2021? | embrace the Sun with arms outstretched so that my oblivion will be. one og my own choosing. :::

Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ LodeMike • 3w ago • 99%

Migrating from Transmission to qBittorrent. I had 900TB uploaded over nearly four years!

I'm migrating because Transmission is horrible for a large amount of torrents (multiple of hundreds) due to the complete lack of concurrency capability. But I'll miss Transmission. This configuration has spanned many different operating systems and was migrated from transmission-gtk to transmission-daemon. Translation of all the numbers: Downloaded bytes: 64.4TB, 58.6 TiB files added: 26.8 million. seconds active: 3.84 years session count: 802 times started uploaded bytes: 909 TB, 827 TiB

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 4w ago • 95%

Papa Johns

Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression. Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work Next message: so i work at papa johns now right. Receiver (right side) sends "💀💀💀💀" twice. These emojis are large. Sender again: i havent even told the story yet Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 4w ago • 98%

Wordle

https://xkcd.com/2576/

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 4w ago • 97%

Cereal

Screenshot of Twitter light mode with gradient blurred background around it but mostly cropped off. One poster, appears feminine in PFP "what's that milf cereal. With the strawberries" Posted 11:34 AM 7/30/21 Twitter for iPhone. 10.6 Retweets 1806 Quote Tweets 132k Likes A reply with someone appearing feminine in their PFP is a picture of Kellog's Speciak K cereal with red berries. Accompanying text is just "?"

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 4w ago • 98%

Who is this

Image description: Two pictures put together First one is a screenshot of Robert Downy Jr's Twitter profile. Dark mode, official app. Bio reads "you know who I am" Second picture is of that guy with the trophy and his hand hoveti g above his right breast with caption "I don't know who he is" ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler The second picture is of Robert Downy Jr :::

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 1mo ago • 97%

AskReddit

Image description: screenshot of r/AskReddit post by u/CriticalGeode . Title only. official phone app. Light mode. How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall? Upvoted by screenshoter. No shown score.

Lemmy Shitpost LodeMike • 1mo ago • 98%

Oreo

Image Description: Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed. Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot. Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo Text accoppaninn link: Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials Message was sent 11:59/AM Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.