Starfish memory
  • zeet zeet 3d ago 100%

    Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

    That's why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

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  • Spelling
  • zeet zeet 3w ago 100%

    There's a bug in the rule.

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  • Do you think Trump and Vance wake up in the morning and say damn I am a really messed up human being? Or are they saying I can't believe people are buying the shit we peddle?
  • zeet zeet 1mo ago 100%

    Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

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  • Suicide rates in England and Wales reach highest level since 1999
  • zeet zeet 2mo ago 100%

    Whilst that's a possible explanation, correlation does not imply causation. There are many other potential contributing factors (increased loneliness, economic hardship, acceptability of suicide, changes to how deaths by misadventure vs suicide are recorded, etc) and more research will be needed to identify which, if any, played a role in the observed change.

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  • RPN Calculator (Reverse Polish Notation) for Android.
  • zeet zeet 2mo ago 75%

    Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I've used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).

    Edit: Not open source - sorry, didn't see the community!

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  • Its' a fact
  • zeet zeet 3mo ago 100%

    All you need is lub, bah ba dada dah...

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  • browser defaults on samsung
  • zeet zeet 3mo ago 100%

    I use BetterOpenWith. It lets you set defaults or gives you a selection of apps to choose from for a wide variety of file types / protocols:

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aboutmycode.betteropenwith

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  • How big is your desk?
  • zeet zeet 4mo ago 100%

    You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

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  • Caption This
  • zeet zeet 4mo ago 100%

    Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.

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  • news
    News 4mo ago
    Jump
    'Experiencing the world as best he can': Jimmy Carter's grandson shares update on his grandfather's health
  • zeet zeet 4mo ago 15%

    After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024...

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  • Accidentally set the TARDIS to en_US and now I can't fit through the door. How do I change back to en_GB without entering?
  • zeet zeet 5mo ago 100%

    The Sonix Temudriver says:

    Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.

    If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I'll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!

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  • Accidentally set the TARDIS to en_US and now I can't fit through the door. How do I change back to en_GB without entering?
  • zeet zeet 5mo ago 100%

    hamburgers? Next you'll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

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  • Plan to ban sex education for children under nine
  • zeet zeet 5mo ago 100%

    Nobody is asking for it, but that's not the purpose: the purpose is to stir up opposition.

    I suspect a significant portion of the population will be indifferent to the proposal. At best, they'll shrug and say, 'Sure, makes sense if that's what's needed,' without bothering to think it through fully.

    More liberally minded people react with justified opposition to the proposal. At that point, the Conservatives will rally the indifferent against 'the woke'. They hope to gain support by convincing people they have a common enemy.

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  • Labour wins Blackpool South by-election as Tories lose councils
  • zeet zeet 6mo ago 100%

    "Labour's slightly left of me, Reform is to the right, here I am, stuck right of middle I'm screwed." - Rishi Sunak, probably.

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  • Skelmersdale: Kinder Buenos worth £134k stolen from estate - BBC News
  • zeet zeet 6mo ago 100%

    "Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking."

    "£134k? Weight's gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies."

    "Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I'm saying?"

    "... ... ... Buenos? Son of a bitch, I'm in."

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  • Vim9Script Types Help
  • zeet zeet 7mo ago 100%

    Shouldn't the last character be a } rather than a ]?

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  • People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
  • zeet zeet 7mo ago 100%

    Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, "Hi, I'm AI," to avoid detection.

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  • www.bbc.co.uk

    One of the UK's most under-rated songwriters, in my opinion. RIP, enjoy the Death Trip

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    Pig Tram... What...? Why.......?
  • zeet zeet 7mo ago 100%

    Trams don't need to worry about no porking zones

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