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Which way?
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 11h ago 100%

    Def misread this as their British trolls, a misinterpretation I fully support.

    Oh, I say! That's a bit rich!

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  • Anger and confusion over Kendall’s comments on sending work coaches into mental health hospitals
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 14h ago 100%

    Labour whistleblower reveals party members are determined not to allow the Tories to have a monopoly on being the nasty party. "Why should they have all the fun?" one is quoted as saying. Film at eleven.

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  • Because they don't have windows.

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    www.bbc.com

    The salted egg yolk flavour does sound pretty good.

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    I'd have to hear her argument, but...
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 2d ago 85%

    Thanos' plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

    Humanity reached 4M in 1975 and hit 8M in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we'd be back to 8M people again.

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  • UK Royal Rumble - who wins?
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 2d ago 100%

    But if we’re just making stuff up then the world is madness 🤷‍♂️

    I've got news for you, bub.

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  • UK Royal Rumble - who wins?
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 3d ago 100%

    Ah yes, following the rules in a fight... famously well-behaved Scots women.

    As Mad Jock MacAdder once described the old highland way of women fighting: "bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby!"

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  • A blaze burns down a brand-new fire station in Germany that lacked fire alarms
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 3d ago 100%

    no fire alarm system was installed in the building because experts had considered it not necessary

    "And was the fire station insured?"

    "Not against fire. What would be the point?"

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  • Man may have died never knowing he had three penises
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 3d ago 100%

    Rookie numbers. I got four.

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  • lads, is this real?
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 4d ago 100%

    Yeah, completely real. I work for the civil service at the Department of Mine Craft and was there in the office when they all came in (LAN game because of PM security, etc.). Fuck knows what the point of it was, 'gettin' in wid da kids' probably.

    Best moment was probably Liz Truss t-bagging Farage. Truss didn't make the video, of course, 'cos her avatar was just a lettuce.

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  • UK Royal Rumble - who wins?
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 4d ago 100%

    those Scots sure a contentious bunch.

    You just made an enemy for life!

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  • What's the name for this technique
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 5d ago 100%

    Not a proper fishcake, grumble grumble.

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  • It do be like that most times:(
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 5d ago 100%

    I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

    Bell end.

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  • Beep beep
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 5d ago 100%

    If it's a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.

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  • No country still uses an electoral college − except the US
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 6d ago 94%

    Do you think if the electoral college was banned that criminals would give up theirs? Wake up, the only thing that stops a bad guy with an electoral college is a good guy with an electoral college!

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    How to turn down lunch with a fascist
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 6d ago 91%

    "I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter." - Blaise Pascal (Probably)

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    Dr N. Sane - psychiatrist
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 6d ago 100%

    I’m more worried about the fact that she has no face but only a silhouette of inky darkness.

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  • Harmless in its time, it has since become another victim of wokeism
  • Hossenfeffer Hossenfeffer 6d ago 100%

    I vaguely remember the black and white minstrels being a thing, but by the time I understood what was really going on it had stopped. I don't remember enjoying it.

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  • I did (not authentic 'cos I don't like fennel seeds) porcetta at the weekend for my lot and my wife's brother's family. A couple of notes: 1. that skin/crackling was an absolute flavour bomb, 2. the leftovers were disappointingly scant. [Album of progress.](https://imgur.com/a/k3jNmvu)

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    Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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    www.chaosium.com

    The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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    The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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    Score! Found some guancale so naturally I made carbonara. Hands down one of my favourite pasta dishes. The recipe is pretty simple (for which, read there’s nowhere to hide). Serves 4 people. Cooking time: about half an hour. Ingredients: - some guancale. I like it sliced thin so you get slivers of flavour, but some like it cubed. How much? I used about 100g. - 500g of pasta. Spaghetti works well here, but bucatini is better. - Egg. I like to do 1 egg yolk per person plus one whole egg per two people. So, for four, four yolks and two whole eggs. - Black pepper. Freshly ground. More than you think. Now some people will tell you that’s all you need (and all you’re allowed for an ‘authentic’ carbonara) but I also salt the pasta water and use some of it in the final saucing. 1. Boil a lot of salted water. Add the pasta. Cook it. 2. Meanwhile, in a heavy based pan, fry the sliced guancale (or pancetta, or if all else fails some unsmoked streaky bacon). You need something like a cast iron or enamelled Le Creuset because we need heat retention later. 3. Also meanwhile separate the eggs, loosely whisk and then start grinding black pepper and grating cheese. Grind slightly more black pepper than seems sensible and add it to the eggs. For the cheese I like to use a 50/50 mix of parmesan and pecorino. I don’t know amounts but if your pasta takes about 8 minutes then grate, stir pasta, grate, stir guancale, grate, repeat, until there’s about one minute left on your timer. 4. With one minute to go scoop up a cup of the pasta water. Then make sure your eggy cheesy peppery mixture is nicely combined. 5. When the pasta is done, turn of the heat on the guancale. Drain the pasta and then add to the guancale, tossing it until all the pasta is coated in the oil. 6. Add half the reserved pasta water to your cheeggy mixture and stir well to temper the it. Then pour into the pan with the guancale and pasta. Stir it! You want the egg to gently cook in the heat of the pan, but not scramble! So stir it, keep it moving until it’s barely saucy. Then add the rest of the reserved pasta water again and stir again until it hits a creamy but not wet consistency. 7. Serve with some more freshly ground black pepper. No photos because you want to eat this while it’s still hot! Maybe next time.

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    ... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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    Chicken thighs marinaded overnight in: - ¼ cup lemon juice - ¼ cup white wine vinegar - ¼ cup olive oil - 1 cup plain yogurt - 8 cloves garlic, minced - 1 teaspoon dried oregano - 1 teaspoon paprika - 1 teaspoon ginger powder - ½ teaspoon allspice - ¼ teaspoon ground coriander - ¼ teaspoon nutmeg powder - Salt and pepper to taste Cooked on a joetisserie on a Kamado Big Joe 3, then taken off the skewer, given a minute or so over direct flame to give a little colour all over and chopped. ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffeddit.uk%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fe85cfef4-10a4-4ca0-9f98-f4d9b43d8fa5.webp) Served with: [Spicy pickled red cabbage](https://imgur.com/jdQbl3S) [Tabbouleh](https://imgur.com/yhRTQXB) [Zhoug](https://imgur.com/ARG6kef) [Labneh](https://imgur.com/CDbtgH8) And a sort of Greekish salad. Bonus picture, some [bay leaves](https://imgur.com/0258vgT) harvested from my bay tree, washed and drying for later.

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    I dry brined the wings overnight with a simple barbecue rub (salt, pepper, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander seed, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder). I brought the Kamado up to 180'C/350'F. I put the wings on over a deflector for about half an hour then moved them over direct heat, turning frequently, for another ten to fifteen minutes. Then I served them for saucing to individual taste (I like Buffalo, wife likes BBQ, daughter likes plain). ![](https://lemm.ee/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffeddit.uk%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F7ee6765c-30ce-4592-9777-b943d8968a61.webp)

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    https://www.theguardian.com/profile/felicity-cloake

    I have a bunch of go-to online sources for recipes that I use, from [NYT cooking](https://cooking.nytimes.com/) (subscription required but worth it) to [Serious Eats (Kenji FTW!)](https://www.seriouseats.com/j-kenji-lopez-alt-5118720) to [BBC Good Food](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/). But my all time favourite online writer is [Felicity Cloake who does an utterly brilliant series in The Guardian.](https://www.theguardian.com/profile/felicity-cloake) The premise is simple: for any given dish, she takes a bunch of recipes from various chefs and food writers, tries them all, and discusses what works and what doesn't, then publishes her best version of all of the above. Whether it's [pierogi](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/feb/07/how-to-make-perfect-pierogi-recipe-felicity-cloake), [nettle soup](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/29/how-to-make-the-perfect-nettle-soup-recipe-felicity-cloake), [cheese empanadas](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/jun/16/how-to-make-the-perfect-cheese-empanadas-recipe-felicity-cloake), or [pasta ai funghi](https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/sep/30/how-to-make-the-perfect-pasta-ai-funghi-recipe-felicity-cloake) her articles are great because you can see why she's made the decisions she has for her final recipe. You can pick and chose from the various recipes she tried. Strongly, strongly recommended.

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    Dry brined then cooked low and slow (just around 100'c) for about two and a half hours (in a braising liquid made of mostly beer). Then finished over direct heat on the grill. Then I got over excited and didn't take any more pictures. They were ok - bought from Sainsbury's on a whim for about £5. Not that great in terms of meat/bone ratio, but good flavour.

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    I would gladly pay good money for re-released AC games without any of the modern day Abstergo stuff. Am I the only one? I mean, at the time it was interesting, but the modern day missions now just detract from immersion and are usually crap. Just me or anyone else? [Just started replaying Revelations!]

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVVRMBWGBqw

    "The ancient sages said, "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So may one just man become an army." One of my all time favourite shows from my childhood. Any one else love the rebels of the [Water Margin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Margin) of Liang Shan Po?

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